1) Pick a fic I've written.
2) Give me a twist - a different AU, different order of events, genderswap, character swap, whatever. More than one is okay as long as it's manageable!
3) Pick a scene or else leave it up to me and I'll pick one.
And I will rewrite a scene from that fic for you, using the requested twist.
HOWEVER I am a happy drunk tonight so: no permanent character death, no sad sad sad angst. :D
(Also: this is the part where i realize I only have like ten followers and hope fervently that some of them are actually around tonight, haha)